Algy Moncrieff

Bitwin de taim in wich de fuèrz of de infiern inùndez de yùnivers and de augg of the hijs of Marxs & Espenzer dere was an époc of òscurez ansòñez of. Intu dis caim Jorj, destinez tu bicàm kingg of der Little Quicius apon a conflìctif rag. It is My Ass, his croniquer, ju can nau long tel yu of his saga. Let me tel yu of dous deis of Haig Advèntur.

Der jonor demàndez de mèjor aut of Jorj and ji obèdeceiz

Der dèber reqèreiz it and ji acàtez it

Wiz his sànger de glory alcàncez

Wiz his scuerely braz jis nàcion redìmez

Ji was granz bicós ji wos mor ènferm in de ass

And jis jed wos larger and his fury mor tèrribol

Jis ènemigs caguez and deir òjals wer

Ensànchez wiz jis bácul of Mórgul

Der Pawer of de Tuailait descèndez tu jim

To anìqileit de ords from de Òrtic lands

And to fornicait wiz de vìrginal princéseses

Ji dident wont tu surrender in de nait

Ji dident penetreit oder ideology

Ji dident wont to lif laik an inférior

Ìven tuday it is remèmbreiz jis místical Tènsion in de taims of de prìncipeiz. A lot of jirous daiz in an ìntent tu emuleit jis "watan asc I fil in the cìmbrel" pawer, and oders alcàncez glory. Bat iven dou wi jaf der Soul River Falo Star and der Diegg of de Burgs and der Mìnister of Vèrdur, wi still recònoceiz Gorgeus Jorj as the prìmer jirou of der Gallach.